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Doyle Brunson
just watched Larry King's guests talking about the mind curing sickness in the body.. Reminds me of my "miracle" cure 47 years ago.
Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:56
Doyle Brunson
@Lara_Miller Everyone has their shortcomings:-)...you have too much time on your hands...how did u find that?
Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:47
Doyle Brunson
my blonde girl friend thinks having safe sex is having a padded headboard. She also thinks the stock market has a fence around it.
Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:21
Doyle Brunson
A redneck planted cheerios in his back yard. He thought they were donut seeds
Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:41
Doyle Brunson
A brunette and her boyfriend are walking in a park. Boyfriend says "Awww look at the dead birdie. The brunette looks up and says "where?"
Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:10
Doyle Brunson
What is the difference between a smart red head and bigfoot?....Bigfoot has been sighted.....(want to offend all the girls:-)
Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:08
Doyle Brunson
finally had a nice win at Doylesroom but here is another..Why is a blonde like a door knob?...Because everyone gets a turn.
Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:28
Doyle Brunson
Can it be that you guys really like the blonde jokes? My followers are going up at an alarming rate...never thought I'd be a tweeeter:-)
Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:27
Doyle Brunson
@johnart85 come try the games at Doylesroom. I think you will be pleasently surprised. lots of sportsbook players that don't have a clue.
Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:23
Doyle Brunson
@NickyHilton you look good! Hugh Hefner may be the real devil:-)
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:36
Doyle Brunson
losing streak goes on...lost 3500 at Doylesroom playing 10/20 no limit hold em. That means more blonde jokes coming!
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:34
Doyle Brunson
What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?...Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.......I know, thats baaaad!
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:28
Doyle Brunson
@lattemel22 Billy who? If you are talking about Walters, he wouldn't give me the time of day. If he did, it would be a hour off.
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:02
Doyle Brunson
How does a blonde kill a fish?....She drowns it......How does a blonde try to kill a bird?...she throws it off a cliff...I told you, suffer!
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:45
Doyle Brunson
Lost the Monday night football game. I'm gonna tell dumb blonde jokes until I finally win one!! ya, that's right, suffer along with me.
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:23
Doyle Brunson
@Lara_Miller Girl, Montana isn't ready for you yet. Stay close to me!:-)
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:18
Doyle Brunson
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?.....For throwing out the W's
Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:45
Doyle Brunson
joke of the day...why is it good to have a blonde as a passenger?...you can park in a handicap zone........not u Lacey
Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:37
Doyle Brunson
@pokerprincess86 Hi Marsha. I guessyou are new to twitter? Where are you from?
Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:59
Doyle Brunson
@xJUSTICEx plenty of 1/2 NL games at Doylesroom.com
Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:58

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