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IM NOT EDGAR RENTERIA THE MLB PLAYER

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There was some confusion wehter i was the MLB player but im not, im jsut some guy for OC Califonia. I thought it was funny thoe.

06-04-2008 16:01

RED301 (User Offline) Wrote 3 posts
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for the record, I'm not Bill Clinton, George Clooney or Harrison Ford.

I need a girlfriend who loves me for my money... and is pretty bad with math.

06-05-2008 03:23

Rockbottom87 (User Offline) Wrote 894 posts
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Im not a pro poker player, but that doesnt mean i havent ever made money playin poker Tongue

07-20-2008 12:01

miestro07 (User Offline) Wrote 14 posts
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my name is not tom, dick, or harry

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07-20-2008 13:51

TonyAceYa (User Offline) Wrote 563 posts
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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07-20-2008 16:24

davega (User Offline) Wrote 1719 posts
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This is definitely the most amusing topic!

07-20-2008 16:47

Emilis (User Offline) Wrote 15 posts
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I think that everyone but RED301 was completely lost on this one. And I'm not too sure about Red.

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07-20-2008 16:52

davega (User Offline) Wrote 1719 posts
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss lewinsky

I need a girlfriend who loves me for my money... and is pretty bad with math.

07-20-2008 17:08

Rockbottom87 (User Offline) Wrote 894 posts
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I am not a rhino.

Honest.

09-25-2008 17:47

LoneRhino (User Offline) Wrote 8 posts
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Ahhh Princess Bride fans I see - 'as you wish'.

The guy that plays the midget mastermind is the voice for Stewie's arch nemesis in Family Guy me thinks.

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09-25-2008 19:01

my99rx (User Offline) Wrote 66 posts
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I am faster than him.

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09-26-2008 03:35

Road_Runner (User Offline) Wrote 174 posts
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WOW! I have not checked this thread since i wont that money, i did not think it would turn into something this funny, My name really is Edgar Renteria, & I really did play on WSOP event 2 this 2008. I some people did come to my table because they thought it was "Edgar Rnteria" the MLB player. True Story. This has been the funniest thread Ive done by far.

See you next WSOP. this time im taking it all. I was so close.

01-10-2009 08:00

RED301 (User Offline) Wrote 3 posts
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thanks for clearing that up

I need a girlfriend who loves me for my money... and is pretty bad with math.

01-10-2009 08:20

Rockbottom87 (User Offline) Wrote 894 posts
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I am Jack's raging bile duct.

What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.

"And yes, Nelly busted out early. I am getting so hot, I'm gonna donk my chips off." - Dr.Pauly

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01-10-2009 09:45

Viticus (User Offline) Wrote 915 posts
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I really am faster, I swear

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01-15-2009 08:02

Road_Runner (User Offline) Wrote 174 posts
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my teeth are cleaner than his
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What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.

"And yes, Nelly busted out early. I am getting so hot, I'm gonna donk my chips off." - Dr.Pauly

Viticus{k-Hearts}{k-Diamonds}

01-15-2009 08:06

Viticus (User Offline) Wrote 915 posts
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I am not really a donkey. I just play like one.

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01-15-2009 08:42

davega (User Offline) Wrote 1719 posts
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wow, i cant believe it keeps going. Its time for WSOP again, see you guys there.

05-22-2009 22:18

RED301 (User Offline) Wrote 3 posts
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Well, it kinda stopped going about 4 months ago ... but hey, good luck at the WSOP.

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05-23-2009 02:18

Horoeschio (User Offline) Wrote 777 posts
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