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Tired of getting all of your chips in with the best hand only to be beaten on the river? Tired of having visions of making the final table and then having your dreams shattered by that final card? If it weren't for that darn river card, you'd be a winning player. If there was just a site where you didn't have to play that river card, you're winnings would double or triple.
Finally there is a site for you………NoRiverPoker. Never again will you scream, "RIVER SUCKING BA$#%!%!!!" at your computer monitor. Why? Because at NoRiverPoker, they mean just that. There's no river card dealt, ever.
NoRiverPoker was developed by a handful of players that felt just like you. They played all of the other sites and continuously suffered those bad beats on the river that really take the "fun" out of poker. Then finally, they came up with the solution……NoRiverPoker. Think of it. No more river suck-outs. Surely your winnings will soar. So try NoRiverPoker today. You'll be glad you did.

(Parody--there is no such site. I just needed to vent after suffering another KITN)

nice.

I'm pretty sure you'll just get the KITNs on the turn instead

How about a bad beat money back guarantee?

Dave, I am sure you could play no flop poker and still find a way to lose with AA! LOL

nice, dave

mrdick2u wrote

Dave, I am sure you could play no flop poker and still find a way to lose with AA! LOL

They'd have 2h3h for the straight flush.

I just stumbled across a site offering $25 freerolls in No River Hold'em. I couldn't believe it. But it isn't exactly what you think; they deal 3 hole cards then the standard 3 card flop plus the turn. Wierd.

awry13 wrote

I just stumbled across a site offering $25 freerolls in No River Hold'em. I couldn't believe it. But it isn't exactly what you think; they deal 3 hole cards then the standard 3 card flop plus the turn. Wierd.

They've already stolen my idea?????