Caramatti Clubbed
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Flop:
Carametti checked and Villeneuve bet 4,575. Carametti now check-raised to 12,500, and after a moment Villeneuve called.
Turn:
Both players checked, and they proceeded.
River:
That's an awful lot of clubs for one board. Carametti checked again. Villeneuve checked his hole cards, and then bet 16,000. Carametti dwelled up. "How big is your club?" he asked eventually, which elicited a few smiles from inappropriately-minded media personnel but no reaction from Villeneuve. "I have a really really good hand," said Carametti sadly, but continued to dwell. Eventually the clock was called on him. He folded violently enough for his cards to fly right off the table; he immediately apologized and made some this-felt-is-very-slippery-isn't-it gestures.
"Show me your club," he pleaded, but Villeneuve grinned and mucked.