Ascari Lost in Translation
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You may remember excitable Italian Fabrizio Ascari from his shenanigans at EPT Vilamoura, where he finished in 10th place. His English (the official language of this tournament) wasn't fantastic back then and although it's improved a little since last summer, it's still somewhat idiosyncratic.
We found him just now negotiating a massage. He and the masseuse were haggling over the price. Eventually Ascari seemed satisfied.
"I call," he told her. She looked confused. Then, very loudly and clearly, "Yes."
The massage begins.