We're still here. We've been making one last scour of the room, turning up hats and hoddies and sunglasses looking for faces we might not have seen yet. We didn't find too many more that haven't been mentioned; it's safe to assume that everyone who's playing has taken their seats by now.
Sorry, Victor Ramdin fans. It looks like your man is not in our tournament. Can we offer you Johnny Lodden instead?