2007 World Series of Poker Europe (WSOPE)

Event 1 - £2,500 Horse
Day: 1
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Event Info

2007 World Series of Poker Europe (WSOPE)

Final Results
Winner
Prize
£70,875
Event Info
Buy-in
£2,500
Prize Pool
£262,500
Entries
105
Level Info
Level
17
Blinds
10,000 / 20,000
Ante
0

It's a Hard Life

[user4144]
[user4144]
My many girlfriends
My many girlfriends
I'm currently working in a side room where the feature table is also being prepared for later on in the week. However, what has caught my attention rather more is the lovely array of girls who are practicing their performance right before me.

"Do you mind if we do our routine in here?" one of them politely asked.

"Of course not," I said in my best James Bond accent with one eyebrow raised in a Roger Moore-manner. (Well, actually, I bumbled and stuttered my reply.)

And so, off they went, dancing around and making me grimace like a gurning champion as they performed synchronized splits. Ouch!

Although many have compared me to Brad Pitt, the girls seemed inexplicably more interested in Patrik Antonius who is on the remaining table here on the balcony. I took great pleasure in breaking hearts and informing them that he was happily married with a child. Shame, they'll have to settle for me...