Massuese Trouble
Also, only the back row of the crowd if available to them, because if they were to work in between rows, then they would inevitably get in the way of the people seated behind. If it was me, however, I certainly wouldn't be complaining about the view.
I'm a charitable chap, so if it's still slow by the break, I shall offer my body and its muscular physique. I've showered and everything!