Tableside Dining with Phil Ivey

Phil Ivey just had a delicious-looking curry delivered to the table, and is now attempting to balance (a) mixing the chicken and curry with rice, (b) eating the mixture with chopsticks, and (c) playing world-class poker. It all smells rather intoxicating and I've already offered Snoopy twenty quid to consume the leftovers should Ivey make an early bustout.