But Where Will We Buy Our X-Ray Glasses and Sea Monkeys?

Dan Heimiller's High Roller run continues, but while his chips are up his website is down. Featuring various blurbs about his poker accomplishments, as well as other notable achievements ("I finished third in the University of Detroit Toothpick Bridge contest."), plus great comic book-style ads for X-ray glasses, sea monkeys, and more, the site earned a small cult following over recent years, despite being perennially "under construction."

But wait! Is the site down for good, or only temporarily? Find out at the PokerStars Blog.