Local Hipster Gets Lucky, Grows Super-Powered Ginger Beard

Dietrich Kuhlmann and Mike "The Mayor" Rellinger are gone now after running into Matt Marcinkiewicz and his massive hipster ginger beard super powers.

Kuhlmann was only halfway through his Super Big Gulp when he got it in with a flush draw against Marcinkiewicz' flopped set of aces. Kuhlmann made the flush on the river, but the same card gave Marcinkiewicz a full house. Kuhlmann took the soda home with him.

Not too long after, it folded to Marcinkiewicz in the small blind and he jammed into Rellinger's ten-big-blind stack.

Rellinger woke up with kings and called, squealing like a giddy school girl on a snow day. Marcinkiewicz had fives and made a set to send Rellinger home with something new to whine about.

Anyone in the room who wants to rub the beard for luck is welcome to do so at the break.