There have been two railbirds standing in front of media row, blocking much of the action taking place around the Amazon room. The guy they were sweating just busted out, walked up to them and says, "I didn't win one hand!"
"You're out already?" they asked.
"Yeah, got out-flushed. Couldn't win a hand."
"So you lost your buy-in just like that?"
"No, I had freerolled in. Won it all on craps last night."