New Quote of the Day
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From a lady who, although of somewhat advanced years, is nowhere near the oldest person in this room right now:
"I invented poker. I was right there with Eli Whitney when he invented the cotton gin, I invented poker. I played with Moses. The cards were so heavy back then you could hardly lift them because they were made of rock."
Anonymous lady, we salute you.