Overheard at the Tables
"You hurt my feelings with that raise."
"You have feelings?"
A player had two Portuguese egg tarts delivered to his table and saw a player at a neighboring table hungrily eying them. "They look good, eh? I'll sell you one for 5,000 chips," he said.
"That's cheap!" responded the other player.
The prayer of a short stack: "Somebody double me up... please!"