Fitoussi Wins Pot Because Kabrhel Loves Him

Martin Kabrhel opened in middle position to 3,500. Bruno Fitoussi put in the three-bet to 8,500 from late position. Action folded back to Kabrhel who unsurprisingly started talking.

"He knows I love him, so I can't bust him. That's why he raised," said Kabrhel. "I fold. Show me your cards, please."

Fitoussi showed the .

"In my country, cards mean two cards," said Kabrhel.

"Ok, for you. Only for you, don't go telling everybody," said Fitoussi, as he showed face up.

"You bluffed me," said Kabrhel. "I folded ace-jack because I love this banana man. Yes, write it down, write that he's crazy. I'm out. Seat open. Cash me out."

A new dealer sat down at the table.

"What country are you from?" asked Kabrhel.

"Take a guess," replied the dealer.

"I've never heard of that country. What is the capital?" asked Kabrhel.