Jerome Bradpiece has just eliminated an opponent with kings versus queens, meaning he now has a grand total of... drum roll please, maestro... 5,500. Ah.
Yes, it's been a torrid day for the former GUKPT Walsall Champ, Bradpiece unable to truly get going and missing flops left, right and centre.
Meanwhile, Marty Wilson is cheering up/driving the table wild with his usual banter, even triggering a neighbour to sigh, 'You remind me of this woman I know, she just never stops talking either.'