Tom Schneider's Loyal and Lovely Wife

Tom Schneider's wife has been watching from the rail all day, and she has a ritual. After he wins a hand, she always -- and I mean always -- says the same thing.

"That's what you do, baby. That's what you do."

At one point, there was a small pot, and she couldn't see around the dealer. She asked, "Did you win that one?" When he said "Yes," she gave him the usual, "That's what you do, baby. That's what you do." He smiled and said, "You were a little late on that one."

One time, after losing a particularly big pot, she varied it a bit, saying, "That's *not* what you do, baby."

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