One Chair per Player

A player just came over to our PokerNews table here in the Tropical Room and asked to take one of our spare chairs. Not knowing who he was, we obliged and he made his way off into the ocean of players with a seat in his hands.

A few moments later, a floor person spotted him sitting in two chairs stacked one on top of the other, putting himself a head above the rest of his table.

"That's highly illegal and dangerous," the staff member remarked.

From the other side of the table, a player retorted, "So is heroin!"