The Anonymous Ramblings of the Average Poker Player
"That might be the worst play I've ever seen."
"How do you call that...you can't possibly think you're good."
"This is the fifth time today you've dealt me this trash!"
"The blinds are what...100/200? and you're gonna risk your whole stack with that move?"
"I almost called you with queen-high there," said one player. "It was good," replied the other.
"I reraise," said a player after action had been checked to him.