Spades Get You a Massage
Over at George Lind's table an early-position player had raised to 400 only to have the next player re-raise to 825. The player looked to the dealer and said, "That's not a raise, it's a massage."
We're not sure exactly what that meant, but when the flop came the dealer asked where her massage was, only to be told that "You need three spades to get a massage, not three clubs."
We love to know what hearts gets you.