Devilfish Chops, Everyone Drinks
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Leif Force limped in on the small blind and the short-stacked Dave "Devilfish" Ulliott checked his option. They saw an 
flop on which Force bet pot. Devilfish folded and dropped down to 145,000.
One of Force's railers appeared at the table.
"Hey Leif, what are those things in front of you?" He pointed to the two rather vicious-looking drinks next to Force - our best guess is vodka Red Bull. Force motioned to take them back to the rail with a grin. Good to know there are ways around the Rio's new ban on waiters serving railers.
The rail, currently including Ricky Fohrenbach and Alex Wice, suddenly all piped up at once.
"Hey Leif, I want an Ultra!"
"Vodka tonic!"
"Jack and sour!"
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So next hand Devilfish got his whole five-big-blind stack in from the small blind and was up against Dan Shak in the big.
Devilfish: 
Shak: 
Board: 
They chopped it up, as the rail heckled Devilfish.
"What?" he cried back, 'That's the best hand I've seen in f***ing hours!"
Called over a gent at the rail: "Fish! She wants a Michelob Ultra!" - indicating a rather lovely girl next to him.
"I'll cheer for you too!" she added.
"What is it?" Devilfish called back, "Is it a drink?"
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By the by, the ban on serving railers seems to have been temporarily lifted since Force's rail promised they'd behave themselves if they got served. Power to the people!