Let That Be a Lesson
When we reached his table, Dave "Devilfish" Ulliot was all-in on a board of 
holding 
. His opponent had him in rough shape, holding 
.
The turn brought the 
and both players made a full-house with the 
on the river, but Devilfish's tens full of sixes were of course no good.
"Let that be a lesson to ya," he told the table. "I was getting sick of this tournament, and remember I get 5% of the winner."
Where can we buy an automatic piece of the winner?