"...I'm stuck!"
Our mysterious "Mr. Hipster" over at table #372 has been louder and more vocal than ever since we've hit the money and electronic devices have been banned from the tournament floor. In passing, we caught a member of his table saying the following:
"I've never been tested so much with a person sitting next to me. In a cash game it's fine 'cause you can just move, but now I'm stuck!"
Not more than five minutes later "Mr. Hipster" led out on a board of 
. He was raised by Daniel Ospina and after some discrepancies about how much was in the pot, "Mr. Hipster" announced "It doesn't matter, I don't care. I don't care anymore, I reraise".
Ospina made the call and "Mr. Hipster" immediately tabled 
for trip fives, which beat out Ospina's top two with 
. This hand knocked Ospina down to around 29,000.
Only time will tell if the bombastic tactics of "Mr. Hipster" will work in his favor or not.