Earth To Mars!
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A few moments ago, over on Table 365 in the Tan Section of the Amazon Room, Chris Tryba was up in arms. If you don't know Mr. Tryba, he's the gentleman with the frayed hat and the plain white t-shirt - he's hard to miss. Apparently, a player at the table thought Tryba called him an, "asshole," and he wanted Tryba to be penalized. Tryba countered, saying that he didn't call anybody an "asshole."
Finally, a neutral party at the table cleared the issue up. Evidently, Tryba said to the gentleman, "was that before you called me an asshole," meaning that he was quoting the other player, not calling him an "asshole." The floor warned both parties that any more disruption would wind up in a penalty for either player.
After the floor walked away, Tryba let out his frustration.
"What planet are you from?!?!?!" he shouted. "EARTH TO MARS!!!!"
He then added a "Let's go Celtics," which received cheers and boos alike.