Is this the 2-4 Table?
German Lady: "Is this the 2-4 table?"
Dealer: "This is a tournament."
German Lady: "Ok.....are we playing Texas Hold'em?"
Dealer: "This is a HORSE tournament."
German Lady: "Whats the buy-in?"
Dealer: "£2500, have you registered?"
She then, quite embarrassed, got up and left.