Survival of the Shorties
![Forget about the hand, let's talk about THAT shirt](https://s.pnimg.net/kAtDIfLWSdZWc_PW_WytYD34xQLx4qpPwLlfI1Io_sE/pr:reporting-leading-desktop/aHR0cHM6Ly9wbmlt/Zy5uZXQvbHJlcC8z/LzE1L3hhNjgzNGUz/OTc2LmpwZw.webp)
First up was the jovial, chirpy-even-when-he's-angry Robert Williamson III, who, whatever his name suggests, is not a king. He chop-chopped in Omaha but still only has 2.5K.
Next up was JJ Hazan. Chopping wasn't good enough for the Brit, pushing in with A-2-3-5 in Razz and catching the wheel to shoot him up to the nosebleed-inducing dizzy heights of 9K.
"The wheel's not the worst hand to win with," added JJ.