Actually, we don't know whether these two things are related, but we arrived at Robin Keston's table to witness him having a go at the trying-very-hard-to-remain-sanguine dealer. "You're doing everything wrong," he was angrily telling the unfortunate lady, who was doing her best to ignore him. "This is only a World Series Main Event," he continued in an effort at sarcasm. Again, the dealer did not react.
"Well, I think you're doing everything right, sweetie," piped up David "Viffer" Peat. And not surprisingly -- he'd just knocked out another player to give him an early double up and an easy first few levels.
No idea what was going on there, to be honest, nor what flicked the mean-switch in Keston's head, but ESPN were lapping it up. They were still filming the table as we crept away, all drama over.