11-17-2008 22:42 UTC+2

Teltscher Me It Ain't So

[user46392]

Mark Teltscher and his very distinctive, oft-used voice have exited the casino after suffering a major disaster which he could neither recover from nor talk his way out of.

Most of his chips went in a confrontation with Juan Manuel Pastor on the cutoff, who found {A-Spades}

{A-Spades}

{K-Diamonds}

. Teltscher found {J-Clubs}

{J-Clubs}

{J-Hearts}

on the button, and following a short raising war they were on their backs.

Board: {5-Hearts}

{5-Hearts}

{4-Hearts}

{K-Clubs}

{8-Diamonds}

{5-Spades}

While Pastor herded in a flock of 100,000 chips, Teltscher was down to a mere 12,500.

Julien Lang Van open-shoved the next hand and Teltscher demanded a count even though Lang Van clearly covered him. Eventually he called, and it was a clinical affair.

Lang Van: {A-Hearts}

{A-Hearts}

{K-Spades}

Teltscher: {A-Spades}

{A-Spades}

{Q-Diamonds}

Teltscher: "Oh f***."

Board: {10-Diamonds}

{10-Diamonds}

{2-Clubs}

{8-Clubs}

{6-Spades}

{3-Spades}

And he's out.

Tags: Juan Pastor Julien Van Lang Mark Teltscher