And Now for Something Completely Different
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"I'll tell you! Where is Isai [Pokerstars owner]? You tell me RIGHT NOW!" he shouted so loudly that the riffling and murmur of forty poker tables died down.
"Online poker is no longer f***ing rigged!" he nearly screamed, while pulling what looked like his white t-shirt up and over his head like Rorschach's mask in Watchmen. "If any of you take my picture, for your magazine, or your website, you'll be next!" he ended, as Thomas Kremser escorted him from the room.
250 perplexed poker players gave him a round of applause. I think he got his message the wrong way round, but he sure got their attention.
hit two pair on an 
turn, calling when Danzer moved all in. Sure enough, he had 
with a bet of 8,000 and showed another two pair, 
. That pot increased his count to 344,000 and prompted Danzer to start talking to his neighbors. Danzer claims that he played forty "major" tournaments in a row without cashing, and that when the drought was finally broken, it wasn't in convincing fashion. "I crawled over the finish line," he said. But once he did that, he felt like the monkey was off his back.
board, when Hlobil checked and Maugenest bet 6,000. Hlobil raised to 19,000 and stared blankly at the board; after a while Maugenest called.
river and then Maugenest bet 35,000. After a little while, Hlobil folded. Maugenest is up to 360,000.
and following it up with a bet of 20,500 on the turn 
after his opponent called the flop bet. 
flop, seeing as Tulchinskiy held 
and Laak 
. The rest of the board came low, though, and Laak, who's grinded back a decent stack over the last two hours, just handed over a third of it again.
board, on the river of which Kelopuro bet 59,400 from the button. After some thought, twirling a chip around on the top of his rather phallic stack of yellow 5,000 chips, Pasqualini folded, leaving himself with 180,000.