"I'm Such a Pussy"
, tallest German in the room Benjamin Kang bet 1,000 from the button. His opponent raised to 3,700, and after a medium-length dwell, Kang made a seemingly reluctant call.Turn:
Now Kang's opponent bet out 5,100 -- but Kang pushed for 14,900 total and then looked resolutely down at the felt.
His opponent thought about it for long enough that eventually Kang called the clock. "You show, I show," said Kang. Still he was in the tank, though, and finally he timed out (although for some reason the floor man missed out "five" from his ten-second countdown). Disgusted, he showed
. Kang turned over 
for the straight, and lamented his loss of value. "Oh no, why did I do that? I'm such a pussy. If I'd known..." Nevertheless, Kang is up to almost 30,000.