Poker Room Table Talk
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"Last year I probably drank 20 or more drinks at least 345 days," said Smith, a legendary drinker. "That's too much. It's probably the equivalent of smoking an ounce of pot a day."
"About a quarter," chirped tablemate Shaun Deeb.
"How many joints is a quarter?" asked Smith.
"It depends how big you roll 'em," joked a player at the far end of the table.
On a different table in the poker room, a player was explaining his early tournament strategy.
"It's too early to bust," he said. "If I go home right now my wife is going to kill me."