Turkish Spelling Bee

One of the projector screens in the room is constantly cycling through a list of the players in today's field. We as reporters certainly appreciate this luxury, as do the players, who are able to discern who's at their table by cross referencing the numbers on the ID tags the players are wearing around their necks with the list displayed on the screen.

The only problem is, the names are... simply put... butchered.

Here are a few of the more uncharitable examples:

Andy Block
Daniel Alnei
Menad Medic
James Akenhaad
Praz Vansi
Alex Tirelli
Yosh Nakono
Jean Robert Benande

...and unquestionably, the most mangled name of the day goes to: "Annetta Obiected"