Tales From the Hallway
"So, I had A-Q and raised it up...."
"I was out in 30 minutes. 30 minutes! God, I must SUCK."
"I thought I was open-ended, but it was really just a gutshot."
"I've already reached my daily max on the ATM, can you loan me $500?"
"He called me with king-high, can you believe it? No, I didn't win the pot."