Tales From the Hallway

Here are just a few of the things you'll hear people saying into their cell phones while wandering the congested hallways of the Rio at the first break of a $1,500 NLHE event:

"So, I had A-Q and raised it up...."

"I was out in 30 minutes. 30 minutes! God, I must SUCK."

"I thought I was open-ended, but it was really just a gutshot."

"I've already reached my daily max on the ATM, can you loan me $500?"

"He called me with king-high, can you believe it? No, I didn't win the pot."