Real Quotes from the Poker Table
"All in and an call on Table 8!" shouted the dealer. A floor supervisor came over to watch the action.
"You have to wait for the cameras. I want to be on TV. I at least deserve that for my $10,000! Come on, where's the cameras!"
"Sir, you still have action behind you," said the supervisor as he pointed at the player in the big blind, who was contemplating a call. The older gentleman apologized.
The big blind folded, and the UTG player turned up his
. "Wait, I want to wait for the cameras! I want to be on TV!"
"Sir, we don't control what hands they choose to film."
Positively crestfallen, the older gentleman turned up
. The flop came down
and the UTG played screamed "Yes! Hold'em! Come on!" as he clapped his hands together. The dealer quickly put out the
on the turn and the 
on the river, and awarded the pot to the UTG player, who received an excessive celebration warning. He sunk back into his seat having earned a double-up. The older gentleman was left with 56,000 and was not eliminated. Neither of them looked happy.