The Sober Kind
"A tequila sunrise for this gentleman here," said Black, pointing at Ben Jensen seated to his left. Jensen looked up in surprise.
"No, that's just my joke," continued Black with a grin. "Just a bottle of water please."
Black's request prompted someone else at the table to quip, "What kind of Irishman are ya?"
The cocktail server said, "Right. One tequila sunrise coming up!" and left the table.