A Bit of Value
"Thought I'd provide a bit of value to this event," smiled Chris Moorman as he entered the room. "I was actually hoping that I got someone like durrrr or Ivey, so that if I do lose, people wouldn't think anything of it. I don't want to lose to someone who everyone thinks is rubbish."
"What would happen if you got Doyle?" I inquired. "Would you just check every pot down? The match would never end!"
"I don't have Doyle. I have a guy who couldn't even find his seat. I must be able to beat someone like that, surely?"
Meanwhile, fellow Brit Sam Trickett has decided to give this one a bash. He's carrying a bag to his table as if he's been kicked out of the hotel by the Mrs. "I don't care who I have," he said confidently. "Yeah, I'd like to win against someone like Ivey, but it really doesn't bother me."