"You Can't Make This Shit Up"; Schreiber Left on Fumes

Alexander Wilkinson raised on the button and Matthew Schreiber called.

Schreiber drew three and Wilkinson two. Wilkinson then bet and Schreiber called.

Schreiber drew another three and Wilkinson one. Wilkinson bet again and Schreiber showed a full house as he mucked. "Sevens and deuces. You can't make this shit up. It's hard to win when you can't make a hand," Schreiber lamented.

Schreiber then raised on the button, Wilkinson reraised, and Schreiber called. Wilkinson drew one and Schreiber three.

"He draws one every hand. I'm drawing three," Schreiber said as Wilkinson bet and Schreiber called. Wilkinson then drew one and Schreiber two.

Wilkinson bet and Schreiber called. Both players took one and Schreiber bet, Wilkinson called. "Tens," Schreiber announced, but Wilkinson had 7x6x4x2x2x and won the pot with a pair of deuces.

"Absolutely disgusting. I can't make a hand," Schreiber said.

The next hand, Wilkinson raised on the button and Schreiber called.

Schreiber drew two and Wilkinson three. Schreiber led out with a bet and Wilkinson called.

Schreiber drew one and Wilkinson two. Schreiber bet again and Wilkinson called.

Schreiber took one again and Wilkinson two. Both players checked and Wilkinson showed Ax8x5x4x3x to win another pot.