Deathliest Table of Death Located; Found to be Riddled with Death

This is a very famous field, on the whole - a sea of sharks with nary a fish for them to fight over.

With so many fearsome tables, it's quite difficult to assign one the title of Table Of Death - they're all pretty deathly as far as we can see. Nevertheless we have made our choice, and it is Table 23.

Seriously, check this out:

Seat 1: Frank Kassela - 2010 WSOP Player of the Year
Seat 2: Joe Beevers - Hendon Mobster and all-round legend
Seat 3: Aarno Kivelio - finalled this event last year
Seat 4: Jeff Lisandro - 2009 WSOP Player of the Year
Seat 5: Ted Lawson - 2004 WSOP $5,000 PLO bracelet winner
Seat 6: Dave "Devilfish" Ulliott - his accomplishments need no introduction
Seat 7: Samuel Stein - finished 10th in this year's WSOP $10,000 PLH
Seat 8: Marty Smyth - 2007 Irish Open champion and 2009 WSOP $5,000 PLO bracelet winner
Seat 9: Hoyt Corkins - whose many poker achievements go back to a day when many of us were not even alive

Attention, all you pretenders out there! This is what a real Table Of Death looks like.