How Not to Play Poker......

Blinds are 200/400, UTG tosses a 1,000 chip into the pot and when the dealer says: "Call" the UTG says: "Oh I meant to ......"

Two players call and the Big Blind makes it 1K to go. The UTG with new life now raises to 5K, the two limpers fold and the BB actually says: "Doh!" But calls.

Flop is Q64, the UTG bets all-in, the BB folds and mumbles: "Show me the Aces." and he does.