Overheard in the Men's Room
Player 2: "85."
Player 1: "Nice! You should just go to bed now."
Player 2: "How do you figure?"
Player 1: "No need to be greedy."
Player 2: "I think you've got to amass quite a bit more chips than 85 if you're going to win the World Series. Being greedy is what it's all about. How much have you got?"
Player 1: "35."
Player 2: "Maybe you're the one should go to bed."
Player 1: "I was thinking about it, but you've changed my mind."
Player 2: "Glad to be of service."