Random Table Chatter
A player moves all in, and after his opponent finally folds he says, "Oh thank God.."
"What do you expect? I'm Russian."
"You know, they should write that down!" The player looks around and sees about six reporters. "Oh, I guess they are."
Dealer shouts out, "All in and a raise!" Everyone at about three tables looks over like, "Huh?" The dealer, embarrassed, says, "Never mind."