The Condition of Man Is A Condition of War
Over at Table #43, Antonio Esfandiari was explaining to a friend who'd stopped by the bet he'd had on the fight. Nearby, Table #44 had been relatively quiet until one player, overhearing Esfandiari, asked the guy to his right, "Did you see that fight last night?"
"No, I didn't," came the reply. The table settled back into silence.
"I was in a fight last night, though." The table burst into laughter.
No word on whether Esfandiari had action on that one.