Teaching Poker to Monkeys
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Level 16
: 3,000/6,000, 0 ante
Mike Laing was enjoying a beer and a JD or two and insisting that, “Poker’s a joke. Give me a fifth of whiskey and I could teach a monkey to play in two weeks. All in.”
His neighbour insisted the whiskey would never last him that long. “Not for me, for the monkey!” he replied.
“That monkey wouldn’t get a sip.”