"Don't Tell Anyone"

Like the red carpet at a blockbuster film premiere, the stars continue to roll up: John Tabatabai, Jeff Lisandro, er... tournament director Steve Frezer. But it gets better! Not only have we been graced by the presence of poker legend Dave 'Devilfish' Ulliott, resplendent in his swanky jeans and glittery shirt, but also the Mad Monk himself Andy Black.

As the enigmatic Irishman took his seat, I couldn't help but notice how dapper he was looking, perfectly clean shaven and donning a slick suit jacket. "That's two thing's you'll never see, don't tell anyone," he said. Oops.