The Twelve Days of Christmas Poker

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With Christmas just days away, we thought it would be fun to remix a classic carol to make it more relevant for the poker community. Whether you celebrate the holiday or not, singing this song is a great way to spread cheer at your local brick-and-mortar casino or even your own home game. So, here is The Twelve Days of Christmas Poker.

On the first day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the second day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the third day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the fourth day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the fifth day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the sixth day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Six-handed turbos
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the seventh day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Seven sets of sevens
Six-handed turbos
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the eighth day of Christmas, poker gave to me
888 Poker
Seven sets of sevens
Six-handed turbos
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the ninth day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Nine November Niners
888 Poker
Seven sets of sevens
Six-handed turbos
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the tenth day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Ten $10k buy-ins
Nine November Niners
888 Poker
Seven sets of sevens
Six-handed turbos
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Eleven Hellmuth bracelets
Ten 10K buy-ins
Nine November Niners
888 Poker
Seven sets of sevens
Six-handed turbos
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, poker gave to me
Twelve tweets from Doyle
Eleven Hellmuth bracelets
Ten 10K buy-ins
Nine November Niners
888 Poker
Seven sets of sevens
Six-handed turbos
Philllllllll F*************ing Iveyyyyyyyyyyy
Four-color decks
Three-betting preflop
Two running straight cards
And Tom Dwan playing nosebleeds.

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from the PokerNews staff!

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