Woods Does "Everything Wrong" and Wins
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James Woods was faced with a bet of 14,000 on a board of 
, and opted to move all in for an additional 10,150.
"You have kings?" Woods asked his opponent, who was in the tank. "How do they feel now?"
The player laughed, but when the chuckling subsided, he sat quietly in thought once again.
"Come on," Woods urged, grinning. "It's a rebuy."
"Oh I'm not rebuying," the player said.
"Well, if you call you're going to be playing the slots," Woods responded.
Finally, after around three full minutes in the tank, the player called with 
- far less than two kings. Woods was well ahead with 
for trip fours. The 
bricked off on the river, and Woods doubled to around 60,000. The player was left with a single small pile of assorted chips.
"I did everything wrong," Woods told our reporter. "I make bad calls and then make my opponents make even worse calls."
| Player | Chips | Progress |
|---|---|---|
|
60,000
20,500
|
20,500 |
had toppled the 
held by an unfortunate opponent on the 
board.
on a board of 
, and unfortunately for him, his two pair was crushed by Dee Seng's 
on the turn only improved his opponent's holding.
and Kaplan looked tortured as he tried to decide what to do. "I wish it was the Queen of hearts," he said, looking across the table at his younger counterpart. Bernard sat motionless, a vacant look on his face as he looked down at the felt. "You have Ace King," Kaplan probed, trying desperately to get anything off of Alexander. Nothing. "Blaaaaaahhhhh," groaned James as he tossed the call into the middle.
for a rivered full house. "Nice hand," muttered Kaplan as he turned over 
for a worthless straight.
