Off-Table Chatter

Overheard in the players' lounge, a conversation involving the hawaiian-shirted, beer-in-hand, laughing-like-a-hyena Peter Hedlund:

Peter Hedlund: "Wait, what are you talking about?"
Some random: "I gave up drinking. I thought I told you that."
Peter Hedlund: "You mean you gave up life?! Why would you do that?"