I Think I Can Sum Up His Chip Stack In One Word: Nothing

We walked up to Jason Alexander's table just after the firefight had taken place. There was 5,050 in the pot, Alexander had 8,000 chips in front of him, and Bruce Antman had the all-in button out in front of him. We're not sure whether the money went in preflop or on the flop, but either way it was bad news for Alexander as he showed up {10-Spades} {10-Hearts} against Antman's {Q-Diamonds} {Q-Spades} .

The board ran out {7-Diamonds} {6-Diamonds} {K-Hearts} {5-Clubs} {A-Hearts} , and the queens hold for Antman. The stacks were close so they had to be broken down, and it took several minutes to verify that Alexander had been eliminated. "Can I go home now?" he asked. The dealer dismissed him, and "George" walked out the double doors and out of The Bike.