On Bears, Weapons, and Pay Per View
"Would you rather take a bat or a knife to kill a bear?" asked Flack.
"I'd take a bat," answered a player from across the table. "'Cos a knife is too short."
"Life is too short," said Flack, deliberately mishearing him. "And it'll be a lot shorter if you use a bat. I'd rather use a gun."
"I'd rather be back in my room watching pay per view," quipped another.
"Yeah, you could watch Layne's movie," said another. "Layne Does Dallas." The table burst into laughter.