Donnie Peters
A player over on table #34 in Brasilia was chatting it up with some lady folks when they stopped by to see him. The player wasn't involved in a big hand, but was taking some extra time to act when it was his turn. The ladies certainly weren't your ugly ducklings and one could see why he was distracted.
This went on for a few moments before the dealer chimed in, "Let's concentrate on one game at a time here, guys."
The players at the table all got a kick out of this and then the ladies moved on.